email | gbook | notes | host | image | design Magic Cone Greatest. Invention. Ever! Check out the animation on the Instructions page! This is brilliant! Damn! Why are all the good inventions already taken!? I'm never going to be a quirky billionaire inventor if people like this keep beating me to the punch! I've always tried to think of disposable items (since America seems to be such a disposable society), and these guys came up with one that I never would have thought of! Sure, I came up with disposable wrist watches (ahead of its time), disposable eyeglasses, and disposable bedsheets, but I could never get anyone to market them. I even tried to invent the disposable car, but it turns out that the Yugo beat me to it. Mark my word - Wal-mart could sell a billion of these things. Just put a NASCAR driver number on the side of the thing, you'll sell at least one million right there. Sell them right there at the race track! No self-respecting woman would want to get her cutoff blue jean shorts next to those nasty toilet bowls anyway! Hmmm. Maybe I could get a distributorship for these things... |